Waterman, Financial Guru

Author: baconeater

Date: November 19, 2005

by baconeater
11-19-05
Jesus, please perform another miracle for me.
What is it my son.
I need oil prices to rise in a hurry or I'm going to be in deep doo doo.
I have saved your life once my son when I turned helium into blood for you. But I refuse to perform a miracle for material gain.
I understand. You know, you really look hot right now. Do you mind if I adjust your shorts?