Goddess Meets Hedeo

Author: baconeater

Date: December 5, 2005

by baconeater
12-05-05
We finally meet Goddess
Hedeo, you don't look anything like how you described yourself you gawdam mother phucker
You are way more skanky than you described yourself. You never told me you had your teeth punched out.
You are lucky I'm drunk or I wouldn't blow you and howl at the moon while you burp are doing me from behind.
I don't know if I can get it up. I haven't seen my penis in three years.
You are really turning me off hiccup. Lets do it already.