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| Hey God, the Jews were waiting for a Messiah pretty intently at the time of Jesus, but since he showed up, they really don't say much about it anymore. | |
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| I can't speak for them, but maybe they want to stay alive. You really don't want to get those Christian's going. | |
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| So, how is mankind going to tell if you send down the 2nd coming of Jesus or the first comng of the Jewish Messiah? | |
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| If I send the Jewish Messiah down, I can have him wearing a yarmulke. Christians will know that couldn't be Jesus, because they think Jesus isn't a Jew anymore. | |
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| But you know me, I like screwing with peoples heads. I will probably send down a guy who likes to wear lipstick and a dress, and does a wicked impression of Judy Garland. | |
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