Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: December 27, 2005

by baconeater
12-27-05
Hey God, the Jews were waiting for a Messiah pretty intently at the time of Jesus, but since he showed up, they really don't say much about it anymore.
I can't speak for them, but maybe they want to stay alive. You really don't want to get those Christian's going.
So, how is mankind going to tell if you send down the 2nd coming of Jesus or the first comng of the Jewish Messiah?
If I send the Jewish Messiah down, I can have him wearing a yarmulke. Christians will know that couldn't be Jesus, because they think Jesus isn't a Jew anymore.
But you know me, I like screwing with peoples heads. I will probably send down a guy who likes to wear lipstick and a dress, and does a wicked impression of Judy Garland.