Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: December 31, 2005

by baconeater
12-31-05
Bacon has always wondered what God says when someone sneezes in front of him
Aaa aa aa achoooo
Did you just call me a Jew?
No, I just sneezed
Hey, what are you trying to do? Make me sick, get away from me when you are sick.
Boy, I didn't realize you are such a germophobe. Aren't you gonna say "I bless you" or something like that?
I said get away from me when you are sick. What don't you get?