Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: January 2, 2006

by baconeater
1-02-06
God, do you have currency in heaven?
Of course. It would be boring if there was no material hierarchy to strive for.
So what kind of currency do you use? Euro's? Yen? The American dollar? Shekels?
No silly. It is a simple currency we use: whores, maids and cooks.
Why can't just one person handle all three jobs?
You know better than that. You are married, aren't you?