Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: January 9, 2006

by baconeater
1-09-06
God, is it true that you are everywhere and you see everything?
Of course I can, I am what I am.
That is pretty impressive, it must be hard to concentrate.
No, I focus on one thing at a time.
Oh, so you must be watching something happening in Iraq right now as we speak?
Actually right at this minute I'm watching Pamela Anderson take her morning shower. Ooh baby.