Logicaliman Receives a Phone Call

Author: baconeater

Date: January 17, 2006

by baconeater
1-17-06
Hello, is this Mr. Logicaliman?
It depends. You are not one of those incessant bill collectors are you? If you are I am not me.
No, my name is Mr. Lutzni and I represent the Euro-American Nazi Party. We got your name from quite a few sources, and I am wondering if you'd like to join.
Euro-American hmmm. Sounds very cultural. I am a man of culture. I am always interested in broadening my horizons to hear new viewpoints different than mine. Even though I am not a Nazi...
Sorry to cut in, are you joining or not?
You are a good salesman, you talked me into it. But don't tell my Jewish friends, I trust you can keep a secret, even if you can't I'll deny it don't worry...