Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: January 17, 2006

by baconeater
1-17-06
God, I still don't understand why you created man with nipples
That is so a man can breastfeed a baby too.
Yeah, like that happens how often? One time out of 10,000,000
So? It still happens.
That is so uneconomical. You should have given men an extra penis instead, so that we could literally do two chicks at once.
Excellent suggestion. I'm creating life right now on a planet that revolves around Formalhaut in the constellation or Piscis Austrinus. I'll give your idea a try.