Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: January 30, 2006

by baconeater
1-30-06
God, I don't know if you'll believe me but I think I witnessed a miracle.
Wow, I'm skeptical when I hear about miracles. Tell me about it.
A couple of weeks ago my wife gave me oral sex......on HER birthday!
I remember. I witnessed the whole thing.
So you mean it was actually Divine Intervention?
No, she was really hammered.