Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: February 8, 2006

by baconeater
2-08-06
Bacon tries to insult God to see what happens
Hello, God are you there? God, you invisible son of a bitch, I know you don't exist...God, if you exist,strike me down right now.....see nothing. And I didn't even flinch.
No death threats and still alive, Bacon pays a visit to Jesus
Hey Jesus, why are you still on that stick. You've been dead for 2000 years. Time to come down. Is there a doctor in the house, I don't see you breathing.
Still no death threats, Bacon says wazzup to Mohammed
Hey Mohammed, Waaazzzzzuuuuupp
I really really want to chop your head off right now, but you don't have a neck. All my suicide bombers are busy right now. Where is your car?, I'll set in on fire for time being.