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| Jesus, did you ever have sex with a chick. | |
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| I couldn't have sex with a woman, I have no penis. | |
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| I guess your father couldn't trust you to be pure. | |
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| No, I once turned water into wine at a leper colony. I got really drunk and let a hot leper chick give me a handjob. | |
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| I guess she got to keep the tip. | |
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| She got to keep the whole enchilada. | |
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