Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: February 12, 2006

by baconeater
2-12-06
Jesus, did you ever have sex with a chick.
I couldn't have sex with a woman, I have no penis.
I guess your father couldn't trust you to be pure.
No, I once turned water into wine at a leper colony. I got really drunk and let a hot leper chick give me a handjob.
I guess she got to keep the tip.
She got to keep the whole enchilada.