Cat meets Oink

Author: baconeater

Date: March 15, 2006

by baconeater
3-15-06
Oink, why are you so obsessed with me? Now you've resorted to physically stalking me. Cyberstalking was bad enough.
It is because I hate you bitch.
Fess up Oink, if you hated me you wouldn't go to such extremes.
OK, I really, really really like you. Do me?
Oink the thought of doing you makes me physically ill.
OK, I'm shattered. How about if you just give me your thong, so I have something to smell when I'm alone?