Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: July 17, 2006

by baconeater
7-17-06
Hey God, if you exist why don't you do something about the Middle East?
We just had an emergency meeting in heaven about the Middle East
So what are you gonna do?
Nothing as usual.
But why?
I was gonna step in, but Charles Darwin convinced me that Arabs are screwed anyways, so why bother.