Bacon and God

Author: baconeater

Date: October 25, 2006

by baconeater
10-25-06
So God, what are you up to right now?
Fun stuff. I'm plotting random deaths of individuals. My creative juices are flowing right now.
You are deciding who will die and how they will die?
Yeppers. Joe Johnstone, 143 Everly Green St. Chicago, lets see, falls off a ladder and breaks his neck on October 30th. Joe and his wife are strong believers. This will make her belief stronger.
You cause grief just to play on the emotions of mourners? Do you plot everyone's death this way?
Everyone but Atheists. They don't believe in me, so they are on their own.