Bacon and God: The Meaning of Life

Author: baconeater

Date: October 31, 2006

by baconeater
10-31-06
God, what is the meaning of life?
If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.
Can't you just tell me and let me live. I promise not to tell anyone.
Nope, once I tell anyone the meaning of life they must die immediately.
You don't know the answer, do you?
You found me out, wise guy.