Ted Haggard Got The OK From Jesus First

Author: baconeater

Date: November 3, 2006

by baconeater
11-03-06
Jesus, I realize I'm married with 5 kids but is it OK for me to have sex with a male prostitute?
Of course my son, as long as you still take care of your family.
But I'm Ted Haggard, the head of a huge Evangical Chuch. I preach that homosexuality is a sin.
Big deal. Everyone says things they don't really mean. You are only human.
So you think that it is OK for me to have gay sex with a male prostitute?
I don't see anyting wrong with it, just as long as you don't pay more than $200 for an hour long session.