Bacon and God: Hey What Smells?

Author: baconeater

Date: January 17, 2007

by baconeater
1-17-07
Hey God, is there anything about you that most people don't know?
Lets see. I haven't taken a bath or shower in close to 15 billion years
Oh, that explains the smell.
What smell?, are you trying to tell me I have an odor problem?
Um yeah!, check out those gagging pigeons rolling around behind you.
I just thought they were in awe of me. OK, maybe I'll try some Right Guard.