Ichi

Author: bakawaii

Date: April 19, 2005

by bakawaii
4-19-05
Welcome to the most bestest new morning show ever, Ohayou Ohio!
For those who don't speak Nihongo, that means "Good morning, Ohio." Oh yeah, and "Nihongo" means "Japanese."
Hai. I am your number one host, Momoiro Nekochan.
Most of you already know "hai" means "yes," I bet. Your number one host's name more or less means "Pink catgirl." My name's Benny Iro. I'm your cohost, interpreter, and American perspectivemonger.
Hai hai. Benny's half Japanese, just like in that old Weezer song.
My esteemed cohost of course refers to "El Scorcho," and the lyric "Goddamn you half-Japanese girls, do it to me every time." The main problem with that being that I'm not a girl...