Christmas Special 36

Author: bakawaii

Date: December 25, 2005

by bakawaii
12-25-05
Anything else I can do for you? Maybe turn some milk into egg nog? I mean like with really primo rum, of course...
Meh, pass. Thanks anyway. Now, the other thing I was gonna say, I don't really reject commercialism, I just said that to like, get rid of the Grinch, and that stupid tree. Not that I don't-
Woah, woah, wait a minute... Are you saying that guy wasn't the real Santa?
You're kidding, right?
Hells no, man, I sat on that guy's lap at the mall!
Omniscient, my ass... Look, anyway, I was gonna say I like both those specials. I just don't want them playing out so stupidly in my own room, in real life...