January 1

Author: bakawaii

Date: January 1, 2006

by bakawaii
1-01-06
So dude, what's your New Year's resolution?
I dunno, I never manage to keep them, so what's the point?
Well, maybe you should make a resolution you don't want to keep. You know, to ensure it doesn't happen.
Hmmm, interesting... okay, this year, I resolve to... kill all humans!
Uh... okay. This year I guess I resolve to choose saner friends.
Hey, you said to pick something I don't want to happen...