Bear Runs 101

Author: balan

Date: March 29, 2001

by balan
3-29-01
BigBear4U: so did you go to the big bear run last weekend?
Balan: Nope. Why?
BigBear4U: It was lame. I went and everybody ignored me! I sat in this little nook under the stairs the entire weekend and not one person came and said hello.
Balan: Why didn't you just go up to someone and say hi?
BigBear4U: I paid good money for all those elitist bears to pay attention to me dammit. But no...they were too busy having fun to notice me hiding under the stairs! A-list bastards!
Booking a hotel for the weekend, $300. Cost of the bear run package, $200. The huge gibbering mass of insecurities present? Priceless.