Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obvious

Author: balan

Date: April 16, 2001

by balan
4-16-01
Some dark alley way in New York...
That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.
You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit?
What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing.
Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?
Desperate?
Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.