Making Buttons For Me.

Author: banger

Date: July 17, 2002

by banger
7-17-02
Dad, what the crap is wrong with me?
Well son, there comes a time in every young boy's life when he must realize that he doesn't have breasts, and he'll never be as cool as Phil Collins.
Fuck.
That's why I married your mom.
God dammit.