The Emperor Has Velvet Shoes.

Author: banger

Date: October 25, 2002

by banger
10-25-02
I don't care what anyone says. I consider us two of the funniest people ever.
I mean, come on. Who else talks about Michael Jackson and Casio keyboard sex on a regular basis?
We're like a living, breathing Seinfeld episode. A really, really bad one.