Sorry Courtney, You Are Now A White Girl With A Red Vest.

Author: banger

Date: October 29, 2002

by banger
10-29-02
For serious, what's the deal with the douche?
No idea.
Do you squirt it in your love spot and then stand over a bowl while it seeps out of you? Or do you let your uterus absorb the chemicals?
That's an interesting theory.
Then when you open up your legs, a pleasant fragrance floats out and you have a tropical party in your pants (literally)?
I wouldn't look into it too much.