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Author: bari

Date: December 14, 2004

by bari
12-14-04
Phallus and Sutherland were having a debate in their new house...
So who do you reckon is the bigger cunt Phallus, me or you?
I reckon I'm a much bigger cunt than you, everyone hates me!
Fuck off Phallus, I'm a huge cunt! No-one can stand my stupid high horse o self-righteousness!
There's only one way to settle this... Whoever can go through Arianne first is the bigger cunt.
Shit! Mike's already going through her! That means we must both be MASSIVE cunts!
Let's celebrate by shitting on our mates and trying it on with their birds!!