Jesus...

Author: bari

Date: January 20, 2005

by bari
1-20-05
Jesus Christ is getting in there with the fittest barmaid in Wedgies...
So then I turned water into wine and fed 5000 people...
Wow, you're the most perfect guy in the world...
So anyway, fancy coming back to mine babe? Babe?? Oh for fuck's sake...
Fucking Joe Evans...
...so that's how I got the cuts on my penis. Anyway, I'm from Tennessee... *burp*
If this warts-ridden beatiful man doesn't bum me I'm going to kill myself