Ask Jeeves... TO RAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Author: bari

Date: February 1, 2005

by bari
2-01-05
Having run out of real people to abuse, HODGES comes in drunk and decides to abuse popular search engine "Ask Jeeves"...
JEEVES!! WHERE CAN I FIND YOUR MUM? JEEVES!! HOOOODGGES!!
HODGES was getting frustrated that Jeeves did not appear to answering? Had HODGES' computer crashed?
ANSWER ME JEEVES YOU CUUUNT!! I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR MUM!!HOOOODGGES!!
No... The explanation was far more sinister. At Kirsty's house...
Jeeves? What the...