Happy St. Evans' Day...

Author: bari

Date: February 14, 2005

by bari
2-14-05
Diamond and Arnoldi were again jovially chewing the fat on Valentine's day...
Woke up this morning, couldn't open my door!
Lose your key?
Or so it seemed...
No, I didn't lose my key...
What, you had so many cards you couldn't open your door?
Arnoldi fought through the tears to impart the crushing truth...
*sobs* No. I couldn't open my door because Joe Evans was bumming my mum against the door while
Should've known...