Broken Asshole III

Author: benums

Date: May 16, 2003

by benums
5-16-03
Fucking Bobcat Goldwait was bothering me about your broken elbow today
Asshole buddy, my broken asshole. What did he say?
Said you were worried about his kid...or something, I just kept staring at his floating head, that shit creeps me out.
Oh yeah is he out of intensive care? I didn't get to talk to Billy once they removed him from my anus
Oh yeah hes fi....Did you just say they removed him from your anus?
Yeah when I was getting the mail I wasn't wearing any pants or underwear, I landed right on him, and he just kinda fell right inside of me.