Mighty Meal

Author: benums

Date: May 29, 2003

by benums
5-29-03
So get this, that FAG Roger said he loved me, man what a queer...
So what did you say to him after he said that he loved you?
I told him I've waited forever to hear those words, so I held him close and groped his happy meal....but I'm not gay.
How can you not be gay? You admittedly groped another man's mighty meal.
Look, just because I only have sexual fantasies about other men, have no interest in women, and have never slept with a woman does not mean I'm gay!
So let me get this straight, you and Roger are crazy fags, and are going to run off to San Francisco and get married? Yep I've got it.