Champaigne

Author: benums

Date: May 30, 2003

by benums
5-30-03
So I'm all ready to go down to champaigne with you
About that, you can't go. I need to go with my friends so I can get smashed and cheat on you.
OH...so you're going to cheat on me?
Yep, that's the plan.
Can I ask why?
It's because your fat and ugly, you can easily be replaced by some random guy.