Gay Cruise Ship

Author: benums

Date: June 19, 2003

by benums
6-19-03
Hmmmm.......where am I?
Welcome to Heaven, my son.
What? I'm fucking dead? How did this happen?
Well you're not really dead...I just kind of kidnapped you and brought you on this gay cruise ship.
Why are we on a gay cruise shi........ooohhhhh
You got it....I'm a pillow biter.