Willa Willa Dooooooo

Author: benums

Date: June 24, 2003

by benums
6-24-03
PICK?! Where the hell have you been? I haven't seen you in 5 days
Well, you wished I would die, but I really didn't die, Jesus wisked me away to a gay cruise ship. Then the ghost of Black Nipples showed up, and me and mystery inc. had to solve the mystery.
I've heard the legend of Black Nipples before. Spooky stuff. You know with the pillaging and murdering little kids...
You need to brush up on your piratology. That's Black Beard, Black Nipples was a barrelpheliac.
What's a barrelpheliac?
Somebody who humps barrels.