It's the fuckin apocalypse!!!!

Author: blackhole

Date: September 25, 2003

by blackhole
9-25-03
Hey,... kid! What are you doing? You're supposed to be fellating Satan right about now!!
Nu-uh!! I'm waiting for Jesus to take me away to heaven!
You've missed that bus, kid. It's the fucking apocalypse now. You're too late. Now bend over!
Liar!! You can't hurt me. I got baptised.
Oh please. Like any of that shit means anything. Cut the crap and put your balls in my palm.
The preacher did that too.