When in doubt,... go dildo!!

Author: blackhole

Date: January 25, 2004

by blackhole
1-25-04
Hey there. I'm Katie. I'm a in a sorority. This is a nice place, huh?
*BURP* I gawt a hard on. Grab my pecker and pull for a surprise. *hiccup*
a while later,.. that night..
Hey, where ya' goin' ya cunt? I aint got to unload yet.
You're too small. I can't keep a good grip. Besides,.. there's no way I'll even feel it when we fuck. I'm sorry, Ted. It just won't work out.
Remember, girls. There's nothing wrong with masturbation! Despite what the priests of Wal-Mart say.
*sigh* I guess it's just you and me again my extremely large labia-ripping friend.
BZZZZ....BZZZZZZZZZ..BZZZZZZZZ...