My dong is for sale.

Author: blackhole

Date: January 25, 2004

by blackhole
1-25-04
Ladies: When shopping around for male prostitutes,.. make sure they all meet one requirement...
Hi there. Watch your step, you almost stepped on my cock.
...see, I shove this in your rectum,.. and.... what are you looking at? Oh yes. My baseball bat must've fell out of my pants.
oops.. this one went beyond me.
Me beastial of the pentagram. Surrender your sex organs to me or be forced to drink my piss!!
You're hired!!