I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

Author: blackhole

Date: January 25, 2004

by blackhole
1-25-04
One too many pickles are flipping out in the chiropractors office....
By golly.... I do believe I been abducted. Aint that just crazier than an elephant fuckin a chicken?
Zeebee boo mono hopp torg noo noo fizzle poop.
How does a cow live in the tampon dispencer if no talibans can give fellatio to themselves?
Where am I? why aint there a Wal-Mart sign in the distance? Why are my intestines dragging the ground? I feel poop in my ears..
bonkey moo dibber lonkey pookon boofrotopy.
Get that barf out of my drive shaft! No more boogers for the sperm cassarole!!
Sure as shittin'. I do believe that is the bannana that I've been lookin' for. I need a monkey for the red toyota lubrication. Get a bean out of the vagina for I am Hagar the Horrible!!
heh heh. Hi. I'm steve. want some more heroin?