All comics by bluebomber

 

by bluebomber
12-13-02
I am Lucifer!!!! Feel my wrath!!!
HA HA Ha ha... Huh?
You're so ugly!!!! Ah, well, I've learned some editin- er.... I mean magic tricks in heaven!
HOT!! I want others to feel this way! People always burn in my place! It'll be.. HELL!!
HA HA! Got you! Ha ha... CRAP!!!

 

by bluebomber
12-13-02
Ya know, some people don't take into consideration that living in a black and white world is hard.
Yeah, for instance, how are we supposed to know what the color red is?
Diablo makes a good point. How are we supposed to know some of these color questions?
It sometimes seems like we know what color is, but we honestly don't. All I know is black and white, the abscence of color.
It's what I do.
I hate you.
As do I.

 

by bluebomber
12-13-02
We are back and not better than ever!
I'd just like to take the time to say, WHY DID ANYONE EVEN MAKE US???
Uhhh... sis...
WE ARE THE WORST DRAWINGS THAT CAN BE USED IN A COMIC!!!!
You just HAD to rant about us being the worst drawn comic characters. Now we no longer exist because we got DELETED.
Oops....

 

by bluebomber
12-14-02
I am about to recite.......a poem.....that I made.
BONGOS!!!
3 hours later...
And so.... the man became one with the leaf. Thank you all. I can see you are all very relaxed making unpleasant sounds.
Zzzzz....

 

by bluebomber
12-14-02
Hey, you be that Jeremy McGrath feller aren't you?
Yes I am. Can I help you?
Yer that clown ridin' that metal horse?
Uhhh... yeah, sure.
I be meetin' a celerbrity!! Yee haw!! I gana have a hootinany! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW!!
I'll just be milking the cow two states over...

 

by bluebomber
12-14-02
Hmm. A broom or a flying reindeer..
A broom is fast, but you can't see in front of you well. A reindeer with a blinking red nose can light up the way, but it costs money to buy a saddle. Plus it would be untraditional.
I like this woman.
I've got a better idea... HEY YOU REINDEER! I WANT THAT BLINKING RED NOSE!!!!
!!!! Umm.. what red nose?

 

by bluebomber
12-21-02
Arrgh! I feel so humiliated! Getting beaten up by a giant squid!
Life couldn't get worse!
OH MY GOD!!!!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!
*snicker* Hi. *snicker*

 

by bluebomber
12-23-02
How did YOU get down through the gates of hell?
Uhhhh.... nuts. DUH.
Nuts?
Yeah, haven't you seen those commercials, " Ahhh... the power of nuts."
Dude, its the power of cheese, doofus.
Shut up! I can dream, can't I?!

 

by bluebomber
12-28-02
Alright Blue, stay calm. You are here to pet it, not kill it.
Then why do I have a sickle? Hmmm...
I always carry around a sickle though. But what did I originally bring it for? No, I can't kill it. But I have to kill it. But I shouldn't, should I?

 

by bluebomber
12-28-02
It's right there, so still.... so unaware, waiting to be slain.
What am I thinking? It's a defenseless little animal, so small, so calm, sooo.....
Is he still there?
JUICY!!!!!!!!!!!
What's up Doc?

 

by bluebomber
12-28-02
BALLS! He sees me. Or does he? Maybe he doesn't...
He does! I must kill him before he messes up my mind!
I can see you ya know...
D'oh!
and hear you.

 

by bluebomber
12-28-02
Screw this! You are dead my friend.
I'm your friend!? Wow, I love you.
GOD! He's messing with my head!
We can go to the ice cream shack, the theme park, to the movies..and OOH! To the boardwalk. And we can...
After a half hour of the rabbit's rambling and a mental debate by BB..
I did the right thing.
Status: organs are malfunctioning, brain cells destroyed, all bones broken.....where's my carrot?!

 

by bluebomber
1-11-03
You may wonder why I'm in Hell, and that's what I here to talk about.
I was dumb back then, I spent too much time on the internet with idiots...
yo dood. i didnt know i was speedin. u can cut me a brake, cant u? no? then i wood luv 2 stick round i reely gotta go. k? cya
Ya know, I'm just going to confiscate that computer of yours.
But Now I have shaped and FULL of grammar? OH CRAP!! I PUT THE WRONG PUNCTUATION AT THE END! AHHHHH!!! I'M GOING TO GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!

 

by bluebomber
1-11-03
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