Bad grammar is annoying and utterly RETARDED.

Author: bluebomber

Date: January 11, 2003

by bluebomber
1-11-03
You may wonder why I'm in Hell, and that's what I here to talk about.
I was dumb back then, I spent too much time on the internet with idiots...
yo dood. i didnt know i was speedin. u can cut me a brake, cant u? no? then i wood luv 2 stick round i reely gotta go. k? cya
Ya know, I'm just going to confiscate that computer of yours.
But Now I have shaped and FULL of grammar? OH CRAP!! I PUT THE WRONG PUNCTUATION AT THE END! AHHHHH!!! I'M GOING TO GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!