Lewis & Clark #17

Author: boddekker

Date: February 22, 2003

by boddekker
2-22-03
Cthulhu, you were supposed to turn yourself into a rooster so you don't frighten the neighbors.
Don't you think that's a little undignified for someone of my stature?
Tell you what. Just turn yourself into something less threatening.
Your wish is my command!
DEATH TO AMERIKA! ANTRHAX FOR THE INFIDELS!
I wish I'd stayed back home to sell used cars with my Dad...