Not again

Author: boorite

Date: March 26, 2001

by boorite
3-26-01
Dude, I just had the weirdest dream that Michael Hutchence died.
For the last time, he did. And your outfit is over 10 years out of style. That's why chicks throw beer bottles at you.
Ten years? Really?
Probably more like 15. Your sense of cool apparently ossified during your freshman year in college.
Oh, goodie! Then it's almost retro kitsch!
That tie is not too skinny to strangle you with.