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| Dude, I just had the weirdest dream that Michael Hutchence died. | |
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| For the last time, he did. And your outfit is over 10 years out of style. That's why chicks throw beer bottles at you. | |
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| Probably more like 15. Your sense of cool apparently ossified during your freshman year in college. | |
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| Oh, goodie! Then it's almost retro kitsch! | |
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| That tie is not too skinny to strangle you with. | |
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