Boy, is my face red

Author: boorite

Date: March 29, 2001

by boorite
3-29-01
Now to Z-98 Action Traffic. What's causing that tie-up on Route 4, Tim?
Well, Bob, some asshole ran over a goat.
Ha ha ha. Really?
Just kidding. Turns out a rented truck was hauling a load of undocumented Chinese nuns when it overturned, crushing a Volkwagen full of clowns.
BWAH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! *koff koff* Ha ha ha. Whew. Funny.
Actually, Bob, that one was true.