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| Now to Z-98 Action Traffic. What's causing that tie-up on Route 4, Tim? | |
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| Well, Bob, some asshole ran over a goat. | |
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| Just kidding. Turns out a rented truck was hauling a load of undocumented Chinese nuns when it overturned, crushing a Volkwagen full of clowns. | |
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| BWAH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA! *koff koff* Ha ha ha. Whew. Funny. | |
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| Actually, Bob, that one was true. | |
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