Kick it up yours

Author: boorite

Date: March 29, 2001

by boorite
3-29-01
Dear Emeril: We at Boorite, Inc. thought you might spice up your show with these variations on your slogan, "We're gonna kick it up a notch. BAM!"
Now we're gonna blow it out my ass! SPOOT!
We're gonna tie it up and make it watch! BIZZATCH!
We're gonna nuke this fucker! SHAZAM!
We're gonna throw this at the wall and see if it sticks! OH GOD!
Take THIS, you inedible pile of excrement! WACKA WACKA!
Let's ruin this! FUCK!