Serial Comic: Bloody Mary Worth, episode 1

Author: boorite

Date: March 30, 2001

by boorite
3-30-01
Nurse Mary! Are you hurt? You look like you're hoovering up a bucketful of live eels!
Sob! Oh, Doctor. My injuries are all in my heart-- the kind you suffer in a heated domestic argument.
Tell ya what. Patient in Room 4 has a hundred pounds of brick-like shit jammed up his ass. Giving him an enema will ease your mind.
Not to mention his bowels. Chuckle. Sniff. Thanks, Doc!
Hello, are we ready for our-- GASP! It's YOU!
How are you, Mary?