Delta blow

Author: boorite

Date: March 30, 2001

by boorite
3-30-01
Greetings, Delta passengers. We're having a spot of trouble, so we'll be landing a little early...
You up there! I'll bet you're scab replacement pilots! Aren't you?
Um... actually, we're hot dog vendors from the airport food court.
God damn it! I knew it!
Buddy, that's the last time I'm voting Republi-- AAAAGH!
Yep.