Comic Contest XVII: Booze and cheers

Author: boorite

Date: March 31, 2001

by boorite
3-31-01
Bachelor #2: If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
I'd have to say shock tower bushings, because my function is to pump you brimfull of steaming jism.
Ho-kay.... I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Olde English 800 40-oz.ers, and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?
Damn, bitch, leave some for me.
If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make?
Vootie vootie! SHAZAM! Holy moley!