Dubya 'splains hisself

Author: boorite

Date: April 2, 2001

by boorite
4-02-01
Mr. President, what about your campaign pledge to reduce CO2 emissions?
I was led to believe it meant fartin'. I am still for reduced fartin'.
What about the 1992 UN treaty on climate change?
Congress was led to believe it was signing an extended warranty on a Sears lawn tractor.
What about restoring honor to the White House?
I was all fucked up on cough syrup, so just never mind.