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| Mr. President, what about your campaign pledge to reduce CO2 emissions? | |
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| I was led to believe it meant fartin'. I am still for reduced fartin'. | |
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| What about the 1992 UN treaty on climate change? | |
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| Congress was led to believe it was signing an extended warranty on a Sears lawn tractor. | |
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| What about restoring honor to the White House? | |
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| I was all fucked up on cough syrup, so just never mind. | |
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