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Author: boorite

Date: January 31, 2003

by boorite
1-31-03
What is that beverage you are enjoying?
A clean, crisp, beechwood-aged Budweiser. And you?
A Bud Lite.
Your beer is as effeminate as your garment. Joke!
A third less calories than regular Budweiser gives me these great legs to show off. And you are not wearing pants.
That's because I'm totally shitfaced on fucking Budweiser.