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Worst things to say on your wedding night
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| Why does it get limp every time I mention your mother? | |
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| You don't need a new watch, dear. There's a clock on the oven! | |
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| Yay, I've got a husband! No more diets, no more exercise, no more blowjobs! | |
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| When you scream during sex, your voice sounds like Lucille Ball's: WAAAHHHHH! | |
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| Great news, honey! I'm not really pregnant! | |
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| Aw, sweetie, what have you got against a little cyber-sex? Your mother likes it this way! | |
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